My new motto…
Took my girl Sadie to the off lead park today and discovered she likes the water. She destroyed the ball I took for her but in typical Sadie fashion she found one in the creek.
Then the poor thing got attacked by my friends dog. Luckily just a small cut on her ear, lots of blood but no real damage. My friend doused her in animal antiseptic spray hence the pure legs.
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this gifset
I wish my friends would take random pictures of me when we hang out because I’m an arrogant prick and I want more pictures of myself that aren’t selfies.
Someone finally said it
one time some guy asked for my number and he was really nice but i’m in a relationship so i just said so and he was like “no worries, take it as flattery then”
THAT’S how you handle rejection, not by stabbing a girl in the fucking neck
Bootcamp number 1 for the week finished. Now just two more to go (as well as netball, Pilates and possibly boxing) #fitness #bootcamp #knackered #workout #needfood
So proud of my mother for doing her own research after I sent her that meme. A sign she hung in her car window.
Is this true?
Not only is it true, it gets worse. The Susan G Komen For The Cure Foundation has actually successfully sued “competing” charities, because (paraphrasing) their “message or branding was infringing.”
You read that correctly: they took money that people had donated to cure cancer, and hired attorneys with it, to sue ANOTHER group of people trying to find a cure for cancer, who, in turn, had to use their donated money to hire their own legal counsel to defend themselves.
There’s a documentary about this on Netflix called Pink Ribbons, Inc. if anyone’s interested.
Watch the gif for 30 seconds, then look at the picture!
This was my favorite one yet
constantly having to deliberately downplay your mental illness but also constantly worrying that you’re making it up for attention, somehow
the number of people who relate to this troubles me and imo demonstrates exactly who suffers when you fearmonger about Fakers
Chris Evans needs to make a guest appearance on Parks and Rec okay? Preferably portraying a dumb friend of Andy’s. Yes.
Last night was our final assessment for bootcamp. Beep test and holding a plank (plus measurements which I won’t know till my trainer sends them through)
This 12 weeks has taught me that age old saying you can’t out exercise a bad diet. My eating has been so poor I’ve actually put on a few kgs.
But these past 12 weeks have also shown me that I am getting fitter and heading in the right direction.
Week 1 results:
Beep test: level 3.7
Plank held: 1min45sec
Week 6 results:
Beep test: level 5.1
Plank held: 3min
Week 12 results:
Beep test: level 6.1
Plank held: 4min
Our next 8 week challenge starts next and for me this time it’s all about nutrition, have been given as very simple easy meal plan by my trainer and I’m excited to start getting my food organised.
—7 words or less affirmation for this week (via yourpersonalcheerleader)